Max in the car.

Just outside the church, SFX.

A cute Labrador who’s name is also Max.

A beagle next to us.

Another beagle. Awwww…..

The mass.

Mini Max!

Getting ready.

Max is gently sprinkled with holy water from Fr Simon.

“Aaahhh, I feel different.”

*Pant Pant Pant*

A blessed Max.

Ermh.

I couldn’t help smilling.

Yeap, this is the dog who carries my shoes right to the gate. Both sides. Ahh Max, what would we do without you?

Being all nosy and curious, he had no objections over the 3 bladded thingy.

Before he had the fan, he was panting like crazy…

And now, he sleeps in front of the fan. What a spoilt dog.

Max has been under the weather for the past 2 days. Let’s hope he’ll return to his normal self soon. We love you Max.

Anyways as usual I can see master preparing the food in the kitchen. However, from a distance I can smell that this not my normal food. It’s smell delicious. Then my tummy began to growl. It smells SOOOO good.

When master finally put the bowl on the ground, I rush for the food.

WOOFALICOUS!!!!!!!!

Food never tasted this good. Then I overheard master talking to mistress

“Look at boy, he likes the Blackwood Lamb & Rice. Look at how he is swallowing down his food.”

Got that right master. The food is woofalicious.

My master and mistress really do love me very much. I’ll be a good dog from now onwards.

*By the way it was master’s idea to include the brand of my food in the tittle. It has something to do with SEO..

This is a continuation from My Daily Routine.

8.45 am – 12 pm

There is really nothing much to do when my master and mistress is not here. I just walk around the porch and try to find any small stones that I can chew on. I like how it crumbles to smaller pieces. If only my master knew… he he he he

I hope the fucking cat jumps into the compound so I can teach it a lesson. I was born from the great beagle clan from Scotland. Killing small little creatures is in my blood. I am a hunter and a “sniffer “. I’ll know if you wore the same underwear 2 days in a row, or whether you wipe your ass clean.

12 pm – 4 pm

It’s a very hot day. I need to stay in the shade to keep myself cool. I can’t do much except sleep in my cage. Thank god my master and mistress has put up a plastic board to block the sunlight from my cage.

I’m so thirsty…

4.30 pm

Stupid flyer guy!!! Why does he keep putting that piece of paper on the gate? Let me help my master and mistress by killing it. First, let me take it off the gate. Next I’ll bring it back to my cage and slowly kill it.

I am sure that it’s dead by now. Look at its body parts. It’s in pieces. He He He He He

5.30 pm

Ahhhhhhh….what a relief, it’s much cooling now.

Wait a minute…what’s that walking on a ground….it looks like it has 4 very small legs and a tail. It smells a bit funny.

Let me see what happens when I put my paw on the creature. HUH? What happened? The tail seems to have detached itself from the creature’s body.

Shit. I think I’m in trouble. I better just dispose the evidence.

Yuck!!!….the creature does not taste good. Burp.

6.15 pm

Hmmmmmmmm… my dog senses is telling me that my master and mistress are coming home soon. YAY!!!! Woof!!! Woof!!!

6.30 pm

YAY!!!!! My master and mistress are home. I can’t wait to play with them. Let me grab my bone and walk in front of them. Maybe they’ll play with me.

6.35 pm

Master and mistress is not too please with the pieces of paper that I killed…I better stay away…

Sigh…my master and mistress just walk into the house. I guess they are not going to play with me today….

6.50 pm

Hmm I see master coming out. He then yells “Bone….Get Your Bone”. YAY it’s play time. I quickly grab the bone from the ground and run to my master. My master will then pat and tickle me furiously. I love it when my master does that.

My master then takes the bone and throws it high up in the air towards the other end of the driveway and yells “Bone…Get Your bone”

YAY master wants to play fetch. Eagerly I bring the bone back to my master.

7.00 pm

Master stops playing with me and goes in the house again. What’s all that noise in the kitchen?

WOOF!! WOOF!!! Master is preparing dinner.

7.10 pm

Master and mistress taught me to be a well mannered dog. Before dinner is served, I will need to sit down quietly. When they say “Leg”, I will carry my right paw and place it on their hands. They will then place the food on the ground.

However, I must wait until they give me the signal to eat. Sigh…I’m soooooo hungry….I don’t like waiting….

Woof!!! Mistress has given me the signal to eat. I better hurry up….

7.20 pm

BURP!!!!

9.00 pm

“Maxxxxxxxxxx”. Awwwww …. Looks like its time to go to bed. I hate going to bed but I have to or else…

Quickly, I jump into the cage. Master then gives me a small yellow pill with some oily liquid inside. He says it’s good for my fur.

9.15 pm

Mistress is outside hanging the clothes. After she is done, she will normally come near my cage and talk to me. I lean closer and listen attentively. I love it when mistress talks to me.

9.30 pm

YAWN!!! I am getting tired. It’s time to sleep now. Before I close my eyes I catch a glimpse of mistress and master looking at me.

I know they love me very much. I am the world luckiest dog.

It’s been a while since I have wrote anything. My master and mistress says that I have been a really good dog, therefore I can contribute to their blog.

Here is an excerpt of my personal life:
7.00 am
Hmmm….I hear some noise inside the house. WOOF WOFF!!! It must be my master. He’s going to open the cage door for me. YAY!!!!

7.15 am
Damn…why is my master so fucking slow. I need to pee and shit. Maybe if I whine for a while he’ll open the cage door for me. He can’t resist my sad face…heee heee heeee

7.20 am
Hmm… I think my master knows my tricks. I guess I better stop it. I am getting thirsty whining as well. I know he’ll open the cage door soon. I just have to wait a bit more….

7.30 am
!!YAY!! My master is here. I hear him calling me, “Maaxxxxx”. I leap out of the cage when the door is open. FREEDOM!!! YAY. Ok first thing first, I need to stretch my back. Ahhhhh….that feels great. The itch under my tummy is killing me. I need to shake off these loose fur off my body as well. My master just shakes his head while watching me…

7.45 am
OK, I finally found a green patch of grass to kill. Now I can finally pee. DIE grass!!! DIE!!!

7.46 am
Owwwwweeeeeeeee…I need to shit… Let me sniff for a nice spot….no not here….not here…..ah a nice spot…here I go……

7.47 am
Hmmmm my shit smells …..delicious!!??…..it’s amazing what comes out from my ass can smell this good….maybe, it taste delicious….. let me just try a little…OH SHIT…my master is there.. I better not do anything stupid now….

7.50 am
Hmm ok… this whole area still belongs to me. I do not detect any other smell in my territory. I swear I will fight off any intruders.

8.15 am
“Booooooyyyyyyyyyyy”  That’s my master calling me. It’s breakfast time. Woofalicous!!!! I am so hungry. I hope my master gives something else  other than the normal kibbles. I can almost puke if eat another kibble again.

8.16 am
WOOF!! My master fed me  a mixture of rice , vegetable and kibbles. My favorite!!! I better gobble it down.

8.20 am
BURP…I am so stuffed.

8.30 am
Sigh…I see my master and mistress coming out of the house. I have no idea where they go everyday, but I know they will be back and I will be here waiting for them. My master and mistress waves “good bye”. I miss them already… heee heee heeeeeeeeee

To be continued….

Have you seen a dog porter?

He was walking along with the stuffs we bought from Ikea for about 2 minutes. Then, he didn’t move. Showing us his pitiful eyes.

It worked. Sheesh.

Just look at the mess and the #!&%ing weeds….I hate WEEDS!!!!

Well the good news is that the construction of the wall is completed. We had a fun time cleaning the floor and spent about 3 hours pulling out the weeds and replanting the grass. I can only pray that the grass will last for at least another month. Guess who’s back…. Max. His urine is so toxic that it obliterates anything that it touches. If  only he knew how to pee on the rocks.

I will post up some of  pictures of the completed wall….  and the grass before Max detroys it.