Woof!!! Woof!!!!
It’s been a while since I have wrote anything. My master and mistress says that I have been a really good dog, therefore I can contribute to their blog.
Here is an excerpt of my personal life:
7.00 am
Hmmm….I hear some noise inside the house. WOOF WOFF!!! It must be my master. He’s going to open the cage door for me. YAY!!!!
7.15 am
Damn…why is my master so fucking slow. I need to pee and shit. Maybe if I whine for a while he’ll open the cage door for me. He can’t resist my sad face…heee heee heeee
7.20 am
Hmm… I think my master knows my tricks. I guess I better stop it. I am getting thirsty whining as well. I know he’ll open the cage door soon. I just have to wait a bit more….
7.30 am
!!YAY!! My master is here. I hear him calling me, “Maaxxxxx”. I leap out of the cage when the door is open. FREEDOM!!! YAY. Ok first thing first, I need to stretch my back. Ahhhhh….that feels great. The itch under my tummy is killing me. I need to shake off these loose fur off my body as well. My master just shakes his head while watching me…
7.45 am
OK, I finally found a green patch of grass to kill. Now I can finally pee. DIE grass!!! DIE!!!
7.46 am
Owwwwweeeeeeeee…I need to shit… Let me sniff for a nice spot….no not here….not here…..ah a nice spot…here I go……
7.47 am
Hmmmm my shit smells …..delicious!!??…..it’s amazing what comes out from my ass can smell this good….maybe, it taste delicious….. let me just try a little…OH SHIT…my master is there.. I better not do anything stupid now….
7.50 am
Hmm ok… this whole area still belongs to me. I do not detect any other smell in my territory. I swear I will fight off any intruders.
8.15 am
“Booooooyyyyyyyyyyy” That’s my master calling me. It’s breakfast time. Woofalicous!!!! I am so hungry. I hope my master gives something else other than the normal kibbles. I can almost puke if eat another kibble again.
8.16 am
WOOF!! My master fed me a mixture of rice , vegetable and kibbles. My favorite!!! I better gobble it down.
8.20 am
BURP…I am so stuffed.
8.30 am
Sigh…I see my master and mistress coming out of the house. I have no idea where they go everyday, but I know they will be back and I will be here waiting for them. My master and mistress waves “good bye”. I miss them already… heee heee heeeeeeeeee
To be continued….
